You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
| History jokes
You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower. "Really? Which rat was he?"
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What is a moo hoo for a cow fight?
| Cow jokes
What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!
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United
| Aviation jokes
United Airlines FA: "Ladies and Gentlemen, as you are all now painfully aware, our Captain has landed in Seattle. From all of us at United Airlines we'd like to thank you for flying with us today and please be very careful as you open the overhead bins as you may be killed by falling luggage
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised
| Aviation jokes
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is
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What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur
| Dinosaur jokes
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
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YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet