Why were the two managers sitting
| Sport jokes
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !
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After shopping for most of the day, a couple
| Marriage jokes
After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been r
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When is a car like a frog ?
| Frog jokes
When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !
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Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. "How we gonna get the water out?" asked Mayne. "Easy," said Willard. "We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out." The men dril
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What do you get if King Kong falls down a
| King Kong jokes
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.