Why did the elephant eat the candle?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
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Girl: How much is a soft drink
| Restaurant jokes
Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps
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When I saw you driving down the
| Police jokes
When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least. "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
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What TV game show do fish like best?
| Fishing jokes
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
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Sam left work after a tiring day. ‘Take the bus home,’ suggested a friend. ‘My mother would only make me take it back,’ Sam said.