What was the inscription on the tomb of
| Monster jokes
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
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How many Wake Forest
| College jokes
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.
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Q. What kind of
| Religious jokes
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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What purrs along the road and leaves
| Various animal jokes
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
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Three women are about to be
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is
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Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until I’ve finished my meal.