What do ghosts use to phone home?
| Telephone jokes
What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.
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Why did the vampire go crazy
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
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Does your brother keep himself clean?
| Bath jokes
Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
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The producer of a low budget film is
| Movie and TV jokes
The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they've gotten for the cast. "First of all," he tells him, "We've got Gibson in the lead." The director is surprised, "You got Mel Gibson?" "Well, no," the Pr
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What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
| Frog jokes
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !
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Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears.