Q: How many alto sax
| Music jokes
Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Teacher: What are
| School jokes
Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!
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A state trooper pulled a car over and
| Car and train jokes
A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife lean
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How can you tell if you are looking at
| Insect jokes
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !
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Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what
| Religious jokes
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the
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Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.