Q: What is the definition
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.
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What is the best way to talk to a
| Vampire jokes
What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
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What's black, brown and white, black, brown
| Gorilla jokes
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
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A drunken man was wondering around the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk. "I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." "So how does feeling
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Yo mama so old her social security number is
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.