A father, mother, and son were going to Europe
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were rea
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Where do baby ghosts go during the
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
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Why do apes climb to the tops of
| Gorilla jokes
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!
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Rigby drove into the city with his girl
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Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, "Gimme two tickets for tonight's show." "Sorry," said the box office attendant. "There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left." "Well, I'll be hog tied!
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Why is it that at class reunions
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Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?'
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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It’s not real bright, but it’s cheap, and spreads easy.