What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced
| Snowman jokes
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
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Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the
| Cat jokes
Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.
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There was an awful fight at the seafood
| Restaurant jokes
There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant. Four fish got battered!
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn’t want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were really really dumb. When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was. The boy said, “Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, really dumb blond, and the longer they talked the dumber he got.”