Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
| Dentist jokes
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do
| Military jokes
A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"
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Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred
| Weather jokes
Gosh, its raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. "I know," said his mother. "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always
| Ghost jokes
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
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A US
| Ethnic jokes
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border
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A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. “It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, “Let’s go! Let’s go!” The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air. “Fly over the north side of the fire,” said the photographer, “and make three or four low level passes.” “Why?” asked the pilot. “Because I’m going to take pictures! I’m a photographer, and photographers take pictures!” said the photographer with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, “You mean you’re not the instructor?”