Science teacher: What happened when

Ghost: Are you coming to my party?

| Ghost jokes

Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue - you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.

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Why do dogs bury bones in

| Dog jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

| Humor jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an

| Rabbit jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.

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Q: Why do divorced men get married

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Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.

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Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.