Q: What is 68 to a blonde?
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.
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Q: How does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
| Monster jokes
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster? - Grandma monster
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There was a farmer who
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened
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A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. “There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!” “Oh, my God!” says his friend. “Surely he must have died!” “Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!”