Ghost: Are you coming to my party?

Why should you be

| Sport jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!

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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to

| Blonde jokes

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.

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How do, like, really laid-back types answer

| Telephone jokes

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95

| Men jokes

What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and

| Heaven and hell jokes

Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great do

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Ghost: Are you coming to my party? Spook: Where is it? Ghost: In the morgue – you know what they say, the morgue the merrier.