Three women are about to be
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is
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Why shouldn't you believe a
| Bed jokes
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying.
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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
| Cowboy jokes
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up
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What do you get when you cross a frog and a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
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What is another way to describe a cat ?
| Cat jokes
What is another way to describe a cat ? A heat seeking missile !
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Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ? ‘Quick,’ said one, ‘run ! Before they say we did it !