A man walks into

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the

| Snowman jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!

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There were these three

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at the same place. When the brothers moved away from ea

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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a

| Rabbit jokes

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

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Why did the footballer hold his

| Sport jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.

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A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100.