Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
| Various animal jokes
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs!
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A priest and a
| Religious jokes
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi look
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Two police officers saw this old woman
| Old age jokes
Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
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Did you hear about the stupid snake?
| Snake jokes
Did you hear about the stupid snake? He lost his skin.
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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
| Teeth jokes
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards? He ate himself!