What did the cannibal's parents
| Cannibal jokes
What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
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Q: Why don't blondes like buttered
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
| Heaven and hell jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m
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Which of the Himalayas is the
| Answer me this jokes
Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?
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Q: What is the
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.
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The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.” “Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?” “Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose.”