Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David
| Religious jokes
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before.
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
| Dirty jokes
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man wok
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says
| Ethnic jokes
A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using all three words. The Mexican says I hear d
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What animals were last
| Elephant jokes
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
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What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever.