My sister went
| Brother and sister jokes
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Who do you think was sent to cover the
| Journalist jokes
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
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A man walking along a country road comes
| Accountant jokes
A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and then says, "Tell you what, I'll bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in that flock." The farmer thinks for a moment, it is a big mob an
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Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
| Clinton jokes
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
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What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !