What did the bunny want to do when he grew
| Rabbit jokes
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled
| Women jokes
A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. Yo
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Why is an egg like a young horse?
| Horse jokes
Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!
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There was a dance teacher who talked of a very
| Dance jokes
There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."
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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their
| Hair and bald jokes
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
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After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks “What happened?” “Well,” one of the officer’s says, “It seems that your agent came by your house earlier today and while he was here he attacked your wife, assaulted your children, beat your dog and burned your house to the ground.” The actor is struck speechless, his jaw hanging open in disbelief… “My agent came to my house?”