A lawyer passed on and
| Judge jokes
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at le
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Why did the girl sit on her
| Time jokes
Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
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During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young
| Parent jokes
During a flood in a small Ohio town, a young girl was perched on top of a house with a little boy. As they sat watching articles float along with the water, they noticed a baseball cap float by. Suddenly, the cap turned and came back, then turned around and went downstream. After it had gone some
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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
| Dog jokes
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!