What
| Blonde jokes
What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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Judge: Are you married?
| Judge jokes
Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Where do you have to go
| Men jokes
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.
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There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
| Ethnic jokes
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. Their choices were: lethal injection,
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the other
| Weather jokes
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor.” “Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell.” “My dear,” the doctor said, “that’s completely natural. I don’t see what the problem is.” “The problem is,” she complained, “it wakes me up!”