Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my

It can't go on! It can't go on!

| Baby jokes

It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.

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A travel agent looked up from his

| Travel and tourist jokes

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He

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What's a man idea of helping with the

| Men jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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An idiotic laborer was told by an

| Idiot and fool jokes

An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."

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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer

| Dance jokes

Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!

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Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup. “That’s not your soup, sir, that’s your finger bowl.”