The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to

Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

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Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

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A Lutheran

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A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" And the minister says, "Just

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Dad: Don't be

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Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up!

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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be

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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a

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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.

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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.