What kind of physician works on a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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New camper: I
| Humor jokes
New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided
| Blonde jokes
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and
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A Deaf mute walks into
| Dirty jokes
A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his
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Grandma: You've left all your
| Children jokes
Grandma: You've left all your crusts, Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts, Grandma? Grandma: Yes, I do. Mary: Well, you can have mine.
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Teacher: What is can’t short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don’t short for Pupil: Doughnut !