Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy

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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o’clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don’t blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn’t think,much of it myself.