What's a cow's favorite moosical
| Cow jokes
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
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How do you catch King Kong?
| Banana jokes
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Why did the firefly keep stealing things
| Insect jokes
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in
| School jokes
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !
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What is the difference between Father Christmas
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.