How do you know a Brigham
| College jokes
How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
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Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his
| Dirty jokes
Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected
| Marriage jokes
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition
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Someone -- always a man -- always
| Travel and tourist jokes
Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."
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Rigby drove into the city with his girl to catch their first play at a theater. Rigby rushed up to the box office and said, “Gimme two tickets for tonight’s show.” “Sorry,” said the box office attendant. “There are no seats left. We have only two standing rooms left.” “Well, I’ll be hog tied! Only two left in standing room!” said the farm boy. “Are they together?”