I heard that
| Computer jokes
I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!
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What did the worm want to do when he grew
| Apple jokes
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
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Doctor, doctor, I'm
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
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Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch
| Cat jokes
Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!
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Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?