What do you call a person who falls onto
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned
| Farmer jokes
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, say
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Whats the difference between oral sex
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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Q. How do we know that Job went to a
| Religious jokes
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? A. Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
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St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
| Heaven and hell jokes
St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?" "I was a policeman," he responded. "What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked. "I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids." "Wonderful m
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!