What do you call a greedy ant ?
| Ant jokes
What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !
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Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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How did the hail stone describe it's
| Weather jokes
How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs
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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
| Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers
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My birthdays coming
| Birthday jokes
My birthdays coming Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"
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Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!