What do you call an aardvark that's just won
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!
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Diner: Could I have a glass
| Waiter jokes
Diner: Could I have a glass of water? Waiter: To drink? Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
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You
| Computer jokes
You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!! As we ain't got no programin' experience, this here Virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thanks for your cooperation.
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A photographer for a national
| Journalist jokes
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he
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Two fellows were sitting in a coffee
| Firefighter jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ... one jumped up and headed for the door ... his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!" Tom replied, "I'm not, but my girlfriend's husband is..."
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When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !