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How can you get rich by

| Money jokes

How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.

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Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

| Baby jokes

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise

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Why did the monster put the

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.

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A Maintenance

| Military jokes

A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major. The Major proceeded to issue new SOP directives (Standard Operating Procedures) that WOULD be followed under all circumstances. One of these directives was that NO ONE over the rank of Staff S

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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas