Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
| Dog jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
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Yo mama is so ugly the government
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.
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Anytime you see a young man open a car door for
| Men jokes
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
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Q: Who has the right of
| Car and train jokes
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Fred: “Why are you so upset?” Harry: “My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning.” Fred: “So what?” Harry: “So she said to him, ‘Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I’ve been telling you about’.”