What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell
| Dog jokes
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
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What did the blonde's mother say when she
| Blonde jokes
What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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What is another word for a python
| Snake jokes
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to
| Food jokes
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.