When he’s out driving, where

Q: Why were there

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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When you call a dog, they usually come to

| Cat jokes

When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.

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After the fall in

| Marriage jokes

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."

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One afternoon, a man was riding in

| Humor jokes

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along

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A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was

| Old age jokes

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness. In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothi

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When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.