If you’re fishing on ice, you should

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

| Mouse jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !

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Miles Dobson was away from home on business

| Marriage jokes

Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh

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What do you get if you cross a dog

| Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing

| Snake jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

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My brother's just opened a

| Brother and sister jokes

My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

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If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!