How many psychoanalysts does it take to
| Mental health jokes
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
| School jokes
Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ? Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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After a real crusher of a landing in
| Aviation jokes
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are sile
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What do hookers do on their night off:
| Dirty jokes
What do hookers do on their night off: type?
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When Shall We Meet Again ?
| Book title jokes
When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart
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The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. “What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?” said the officer. “I’m going to a lecture.” the man said. “And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?” the cop asked. “My wife.” said the man.