What kind of hair do oceans have
| Hair and bald jokes
What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !
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When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he
| Food jokes
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.
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How do gossipy hamburgers spend their
| Burger jokes
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
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Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Policeman: I've had my eye on you for
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.
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How can you shorten a bed? Don’t sleep long in it.