Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister’s bed? Son: I couldn’t find a spider.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !