Have you got the address of the butter
| Internet jokes
Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
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What did the elephant say when it saw the
| Dog jokes
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
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Don't you just hate the blatant
| Answer me this jokes
Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?
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A man walks into a pub
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly. "That's not my dog."
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy
| Religious jokes
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said t
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What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?