Why was the robber so secure?
| Criminal jokes
Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.
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Why was the school
| Car and train jokes
Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !
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Q: What did the Production Manager give
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
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What is the definition of 'making love'?
| Dirty jokes
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
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Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
| Beauty jokes
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his bed. “Mr. Smith, you’re going to be just fine,” said the nun, gently patting his hand. “We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?” “No, I’m not,” the man whispered hoarsely. “Then can you pay in cash?” persisted the nun. “I’m afraid I cannot, Sister.” “Well, do you have any close relatives?” the nun questioned sternly. “Just my sister in New Mexico,” he volunteered. “But she’s a humble spinster nun.” “Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not spinsters – they are married to God.” “Wonderful,” said Mr. Smith. “In that case, please send the bill to my brother-in -law.”