A police officer was amazed to see
| Travel and tourist jokes
A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer. "I'm walking to Seattle," said the hiker, "and I don't want to lose my way."
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog
| Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !
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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
| Judge jokes
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.
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Why was the struggling
| Money jokes
Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
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Why don't you stamp e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.