Mrs Saggy:
| Beauty jokes
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
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There was this little guy sitting
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
There was this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. After he didn't move for a half-an-hour, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up right next to him, took the drink from the guy, and just drank it all down. The poor man started crying. The truck driver turned and sai
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Why don't ghosts make good magicians.
| Ghost jokes
Why don't ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
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How do you catch the Easter
| Easter jokes
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
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Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My
| Parent jokes
Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No, I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities. A: Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one’s knee from jerking. A: None: They can’t remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.