A wealthy man sat in his attorney's
| Marriage jokes
A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news
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A journalist had done a
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A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approac
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
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Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off. Pupil: You have my permission !
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Q: What do you call a laughing
| Car and train jokes
Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha
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What kind of monster is safe
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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf
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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !