Conversation between two accountants at a
| Accountant jokes
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party: ".......and ninthly..."
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A traveller pulls into a hotel
| Travel and tourist jokes
A traveller pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby. He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with t
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A:
| Dog jokes
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
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A number twelve walks into a
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. "Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman. "Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice. "You're under 18," replies the barman.
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A mom
| School jokes
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little
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A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read “To Seattle.” “What are you doing with that?” asked the police officer. “I’m walking to Seattle,” said the hiker, “and I don’t want to lose my way.”