If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
| Dead and dying jokes
If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
| Aviation jokes
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he ca
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A Texan farmer goes
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his h
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How can you tell when witches are carrying
| Time jokes
How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by
| Dog jokes
What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet? Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.