What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's

| Burger jokes

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

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Q: How do you keep your

| Men jokes

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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Recently, a distraught wife went to the local

| Police jokes

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak

| Weather jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

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When a

| Blonde jokes

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row'

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.