Why did the Easter Bunny have to
| Easter jokes
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
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Im giving a surprised birthday party
| Birthday jokes
Im giving a surprised birthday party for you. "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?" "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"
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What person strives to ensure safety for
| Horse jokes
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby.
| Parent jokes
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong
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Three cowboys
| Cowboy jokes
Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "He's going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back." "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He'll always be just a good ol' boy. When he walks in, I'm sure
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A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, “Are they relatives of yours?” “Yes,” his wife replied. “I married into the family.”