Policeman: Why were you

The man approached the very beautiful woman

| Marriage jokes

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why?" "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen'

| Book title jokes

The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen'

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Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering????

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room'

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Diner: Waiter, please

| Waiter jokes

Diner: Waiter, please close the window. Waiter: Why, is there a draft? Diner: Yes, it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.